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queertoddler:

If you want your donations to actually go to autistic people for programs, care and resources, donate either to the Autistic Self-Advocacy Program or the Autism Women’s Network. The money they receive doesn’t go to greedy allistic CEOs or ableist “cures,” but actual beneficial, autistic-chosen, needed things.

Be a good ally this month and don’t support Autism Speaks!





dis me





chubbycartwheels:

riverboykisho:

dominicandeathtrap:

Still

but i feel that bitch on a hundred.

Always reblog.




christiannightmares:

Spend Easter Sunday worrying about getting Left Behind at the Rapture! (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/74946158596/the-first-clip-of-nicolas-cage-in-the-2014-reboot)

is this tim and eric


harinef:

i don’t trust anyone whose aesthetic hasn’t changed since high school








blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife





stunt-muppet:

theolduvaigorge:

the-fisher-queen:

emir-dynamite:

rabadons-deathcap:

lymphonodge:

bearpigman:

sushiandpie:

if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby

I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop

"BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA"

literally me going to work

When my mother started doing physical therapy after her operation (several months ago) I sent her this video.  Her exercises usually make her cry, so I sit in the room and make the reluctant Weddell seal noises for her.  She says this helps.

This is literally me, as I procrastinate writing this damn memo.

Me getting out of bed in the morning. Bleeeeeerch…meehbleerp blerp.

if i ever fail to reblog this it’s because i’m dead










northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.


monicalewinsky1996:

wow i am very fat and pretty








omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance